On Air Now Non Stop Music No adverts just great non-stop tunes Midnight - 6:00am Adele - When We Were Young Schedule

Graham Norton’s Best Lines From The Eurovision Final

The commentator delivered some zingers during the broadcast.

Graham Norton returned to Eurovision for his 12th contest and delivered his customary barbs and zingers as he kept a watchful eye over proceedings.

The broadcaster offered up colourful commentary on the 26 countries competing in the grand final.

Here are some of his best lines:

– “We have some great vocalists tonight – some flat as Holland.”

– “It’s less Destiny’s Child … more Destiny’s Inappropriate Auntie.

– “Goodness. I guess hairdressers haven’t reopened in Serbia.”

– “Well this song is Marmite. If everyone hated Marmite.”

– “Why so angry? Was it the lack of conditioner in the hotel bathroom?”

– “They look like people from IT who dressed up as Steps for a Christmas party.

“This has already been streamed 30 million times. I’m reading that because I don’t understand it. Maybe it will grow on me, like mould on a bathroom ceiling.”


Add a comment

Log in to the club or enter your details below.


  • Thu


  • Fri


  • Sat


  • Sun


  • Mon